Month: December 2020

I tell people I need to have a bedroom and full bath on the first floor in the house I buy. Throw the guests upstairs. I don’t mind an upstairs. I don’t mind an upstairs at like one p.m. when my legs tend to wake […]

I spent last night watching ghost shows with my mum. This morning I woke up and I think if you took a photo of me, my legs would be transparent. “AHHH! Where’d they go!?!” They’d be like a ghost walking through you, tingly and weird. […]